blog standard

just to keep the lid on our growing commitment to this thing, i want to drop a pun that will blow your minds. gradually we get lost - as most middle-class white teenagers do whilst trying to establish their jaded, individual personalities - in the depth of our own irony. sometimes its hard to find our way to the surface, with the dark murky waters of sarcasm boiling in our ears, water so dark and murky we cant even tell if we're being serious any more. and as you begin to run out of air and black out clinging to that desperate hope of what must surely be inevitable sincerity, you die. it happens every day, people in their twenties and thirties realising they've been living-dead, the last breaths of sincerity so distant they can't even remember when exactly they took them. so just before our last breaths, let me just make sure, let me assert myself by saying that: we really are just blog standard.